I believe they call this karma

Last night I was making dinner, much like I do every night, when the middle finger on my left hand had an unfortunate encounter with the sour cream container. I know what you're thinking, 'how does one injure one's self on a flimsy, plastic container?!'  Oh but it is so much better than that!  I didn't slice my finger open on the plastic.  Oh,...

Yes, I was THAT kid

At work we like us some potlucks.  GASP!  She's writing about work, ohmigod!  Collect yourselves, I promise I'm not going to say anything about all those photocopies of your behind you stuffed into the recycle bin last week.  As I was saying, we like us a good potluck.  And every time someone leaves the agency we throw a big ol' potluck. ...

Death March

Let’s have a lesson in definitions. Death: (noun) a permanent cessation of all vital functions; the end of life; the cause or occasion of loss of lifeMarch: (verb) to move in a direct purposeful manner; to move along steadily usually with a rhythmic stride and in step with others And one more. Coordination: (adjective) able to use more than one set of...